Sunday, January 18, 2004
It was nightfall on planet Dermatology, our two heroes, Nivea Man and his little buddy LipSalveBoy, sit quietly in thebathroom cabinet.
SUDDENLY, a shriek is heard, jumping up they look at each other ......... in horror their mouths drop open, "jumping coldsores LipSalve Boy, DRYFLAKEY strikes again." This is a job for Nivea Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM with a quick twist Nivea Man was quick on the case,smearing his arch rival DRYFLAKEY with lotion, a smooth, incredible fresh, hypoallergenic lotion, meant for external use only, but its outward softness makes DRYFLAKEY no match for its deep penetrative abilities.
Within seconds our hero over throws the irritant DRYFLAKEY, and returns to the cabinet, where he is congratulated by LipSalveBoy, the cabinet door closed, they celebrate in super hero, stockinged men style...however that may be.
Through the toilet flush communication pipe, word is out that arch enemies and villains PSORIASIS,ECZEMA,CHAPPEDLIP, COLDSORE,AND THE EVIL SUNBURN, are heading this way.
watch out for further adventures with NIVEA MAN and LIPSALVEBOY.
SUDDENLY, a shriek is heard, jumping up they look at each other ......... in horror their mouths drop open, "jumping coldsores LipSalve Boy, DRYFLAKEY strikes again." This is a job for Nivea Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM with a quick twist Nivea Man was quick on the case,smearing his arch rival DRYFLAKEY with lotion, a smooth, incredible fresh, hypoallergenic lotion, meant for external use only, but its outward softness makes DRYFLAKEY no match for its deep penetrative abilities.
Within seconds our hero over throws the irritant DRYFLAKEY, and returns to the cabinet, where he is congratulated by LipSalveBoy, the cabinet door closed, they celebrate in super hero, stockinged men style...however that may be.
Through the toilet flush communication pipe, word is out that arch enemies and villains PSORIASIS,ECZEMA,CHAPPEDLIP, COLDSORE,AND THE EVIL SUNBURN, are heading this way.
watch out for further adventures with NIVEA MAN and LIPSALVEBOY.
# posted by gilly @ 1/18/2004 11:44:00 PM 
PEZZIE
