Monday, September 27, 2004

 

HOW FRUITY IS TOO FRUITY







Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint


Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex.

Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."
The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

WELL WELL WELL!!!!
Haribo have overstepped the line...HOW DARE THE DEPICT A FEMALE, even if it is a female lemon, ENJOYING SEX WITH THE GREATEST OF PLEASURE.

However having said that, I am still unable to determine the sex of the lemon, indeed I do believe they are same sex fruits enjoying same sex frolicks. ... and for goodness sake, look at the cherries having an orgy... or are they just demonstrating voyeurism and exhibitionism... disgusting innit :P

you can see the story here


Thursday, September 16, 2004

 

International Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman's Day

Today is International Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman's Day


Motto to live by ...

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO -

What a Ride!

Thursday, September 09, 2004

 

Manchester Pride 2004

So, finally I resized the pictures and uploaded them, so I can put some on my blog.
There are a few things I want to write about pride, but for now I am going to just put up some pictures...some chuffin luverly snap shots.... oh ...here is something that is taking pride to an extreme....or is it just lack of taste that drives some people to these ends ....

Ok so now I know I have seen some cross dressers in clothes that no self respecting woman would wear .... but goodness me... this is an example of crapness, but it is not a cross dresser, it may have been pride, but this was the woman stood next to us... you only have to looked at the cracked and blistered heel to realise it is a woman who does not wear sensible shoes.
More Pride Pictures




and last but not least
it is
COMPETITION TIME


I am sure theres many a caption that can go with this picture, if you have one, please leave it on the comments part, there is no prize..
the taking part is worth far more.

to see more pictures from pride click here

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