I'm not mad, you can ask my camel, gordon

Think you're clever?
Want to know what not to get the dog for christmas
Do you know your dog toys from your marital aids

Dog toy or marital aid?




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This is just too funny
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If tha knows nowt, say nowt an appen nob'dy 'll notice.


am not shooer why av put this on ere. it int really ar a tork, well not allas any rooad, sum sez i tork like it moohar when am torkin to me mam or to eny body from up that rooed. Am not shooer really, burrit must be reyt.

tha mynt bi wundrin woram saying or wot language it is. If tha ar its english, but yorkshire dialect, tha nus sum foowaks stall talk like this...amd even moohar dunt know wot the sayin.


any rooad if tha click here thyz sum poems and tha can listen em anorl. if tha wants em translating leave me a message an arl tell thi what the mean.

heres a dictionary that mygnt help thi werk some on it art.An guess wot, corsey is init.

TINTAMOO

TINTAMOO EITHER

TISAMOO.
When my youngest niece was very young and learning the sounds animals make, and starting to identify animals as separate breeds, rather than just one large group called animals, she would make noices as she saw them, for some reason her favourite animal noise was MOO. There aren't many cows roaming the streets in an old yorkshire mining town, however she had good practice with her moo sounds. Each time she saw a dog, she would say MOO. This gained her the following response from whoever was with her. ITINTAMOO ITSADOG... roughly translated from yorkshire into proper english is ..It is not a moo (cow) It is a dog. So for some time after that, my poor niece had learned that a dog was called a TINTAMOO, rather more difficult to say than dog, but at a young age she managed to say it each time she saw a dog.

Well anyway here are some pics ...
TISAMOO...
But not as we know them.
From the cow parade, in manchester.




There are heaps more on the cow parade site, and tons more in Manchester.
Go have a look, and if you don't like cows, well POO!!!!

This week's words :

1. Nostalgia:: old stuff
2. Irreplaceable:: so do NOT break it or lose it :P
3. Odd:: bod
4. James Spader:: rhymes with darth vader
5. Flamboyant:: twat
6. Intense:: orgasmic
7. Simple:: simon
8. Septic:: tank
9. Ton:: sur ton
10. Turkey:: better alive than dead

this game is from here, you can play too, post your answers here if you want.

and caught some crabs


if you were expecting this card or similar and it didn't arrive, I know where it was delivered to!!!
It is now beng held to ransom.

Are we nearly there yet?
Watch Shrek 2 and yo won't need any explanation.

I have a ton of stuff that i want to put on my blog, but for one reason or another i haven't got around to doing it, I will try to put something on over the next few days.

this weeks game

1. Crippling:: these shoes are crippling me, or mr crippling makes exceedingly good cakes hahahaha
   
2. Tough:: nut
   
3. Slinky:: careful on the stairs
   
4. Slogan:: love em
   
5. Stuffed:: olives, whats the point?
   
6. Instructions:: read em if you can't work it out
   
7. Expletive:: whats the point?
   
8. Cartoon:: cool
   
9. Toddler:: love em
   
10. Insinuation:: or perception
    

as always you can play too, post answers where ever you want, if you want.

this weeks list

1. Resignation:: I quit
   
2. Coupling:: joinin
   
3. Grounded:: feet firmly on the ground
   
4. Habit:: or just something that gives me pleasure??????
   
5. Chainsaw:: massacre
   
6. Rental:: property
   
7. Deleted:: wiped out
   
8. Online personals:: be careful
   
9. Penguin:: books
   
10. Offend:: I didn't mean to, but if I did, maybe I am not sorry...but perhaps I am.
    

you can play too ....post answers here, or wherever you want.