Wednesday, June 30, 2004
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS SHITTING TONIGHT?
THIS IS KITTY LITTER
This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER
ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER
NEITHER IS THIS
On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware
be very afraid
because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
a sweet tale
I found this in my email, and thought I would pop it here, for no other reason than, I can.
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and
she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with
the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then
he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the
bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't
long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly
Wurly.
But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly
Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and
had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob
Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts.
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and
she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with
the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then
he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the
bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't
long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly
Wurly.
But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly
Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and
had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob
Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts.
Monday, June 28, 2004
are you a reason, a season or a lifetime?
A SEASON,
OR A LIFETIME?
Pay attention to what you read. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.
Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace, or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching.
Sunday, June 27, 2004
SAVE SHERIFF STU
Save Sheriff Stu
Day 29, 16:30
Friday 25 June
On Day 20 Big Brother gave the housemates a fancy dress party.
Stuart loved his costume so much he remained dressed as a sheriff for the next 3 days.
On Day 23 Big Brother took Stuart's costume away.
He was devastated.
Big Brother's Little Brother is petitioning Big Brother to give Stuart his costume back and we need your help.
JOIN BBLB SAVE SHERIFF STU CAMPAIGN
All it takes is 2 easy steps...
Step One
Email bblb@channel4.com asking Big Brother to return the outfit and we will add your message to the petition.
Step Two
Download this SAVE SHERIFF STU poster and stick it in your window.
(Please DO NOT stick this poster to anything other than your own property, it's illegal).
unconscious mutterings
- Lounge:: lizard
- Photograph:: black and white
- Catacomb:: tomb
- Crucifix:: cross
- Fired drill:: so unpredictable
- Tube:: station
- Dropped:: it
- LTD:: better than STD
- Panther:: pink
- Formica:: and lino, go together like birds of a feather
you can play too... click here.. post on here if you want
Monday, June 21, 2004
I'm Golden Balls, Mr Beckham to you...something topical
click on the picture to play.
Click here to play lots more games.
Sunday, June 20, 2004
unconscious mutterings
- Abundance:: lots of
- Casino:: Royale
- Shell:: big brother good girl
- Overpriced:: over sexed and underused
- Cancellation:: cheap flight
- Eternal:: flame
- Lyrics:: words
- Faith:: george michael
- Because:: I can
- Wimp:: willie the ...
you can play too ....here... cut and paste onto here if you want or in the forum.
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Introducing to you .....
stress relief kit.
Monday, June 14, 2004
HARD,STRESSFUL DAY? NEED TO RELAX??
unconscious mutterings
- Colorblind::red green
- Shallow:: end
- Erotica:: madonna
- Figment:: of our imagination
- Eviction:: big brother
- Composed:: controlled
- Chill:: pill
- Girl:: on girl
- California:: soul
- Bond:: girls
want to play???????? click here
Saturday, June 12, 2004
the importance of safe sex.
Friday, June 11, 2004
exercise your muscles
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Thursday, June 10, 2004
Life is .....
LIFE
is all about ass,
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
or trying to get a piece of it.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
ITS JUST ..........
Wait for it.....
I think its
For those of you who are hard of hearing or use sign language for any other reason
PANTS
Just Pants
BIG PINK PIG PANTS
Sunday, June 06, 2004
OMG!!!!!!! I AM RANTING!!!!!
I now know where the frig my graphics have gone, well actually I don't I do know why they have disappeared though, the msn group that I had my blog pictures stored in, and where I stored all the graphics and things that I was going to use, has been deleted for some reason, who knows why, but MSN have frikken taken it, which means for the time being my blog will look like shit until I manage to put all the pictures back into a new site and relink them to my blog, it also means that if you ever have the desire to go rummage through the archives, that a lot of the posts will be crap, because there is no way I can get some of the pictures back, they were made just for blog posts and I havent got them stored on my puter. so thats it folks..... msn sux big balls!!!!!!!!!!!
where are my pictures :(
they were there earlier, but now when i look all i have is a little box with a red cross in it. I will try and figure out where the pictures have gone, and put the problem right, but for now, I have got a messy blog :(. If you can see the pictures by the links and stuff, please let me know.
unconscious mutterings
- Charity:: faith hope and
- Scale:: of 1 to 10
- Jennifer Lopez:: j'lo
- Coercion:: intimidate, bribery and corruption
- Meter:: lovely rita meter maid
- Pressure:: point
- June:: july
- Infestation:: swarm
- Serial killer:: aileen
- Anguish:: total
wanna play? click here
feel free to post your answers here r in the forum
Thursday, June 03, 2004
Welcome to the Wondrous Vulva Puppet™
The Wondrous Vulva Puppet is soft, receptive, visually beautiful and they smell good! Rather than being embarrassing, they encourage thoughtful dialogue, allowing a connection with the emotional and spiritual aspects of sex. The puppet is used in the following ways all over the world:
In a way your Wondrous Vulva puppet has been a life saver. Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. However with the the vulva puppet we can explore in a much more fun and relaxed way. This sets an emotional tone of lightness and confidence which is very important for beginners.
Raphael More, Oceanic Tantra Teacher, Director of the Kahua Hawaiian Institute
Your Wondrous Vulva puppet is the most beautiful expression of a woman! We use the puppet in virtually all our workshops and programs."
Planned Parenthood Educational Center, Des Moine Iowa
So there you have it, the wonderous vulva comes in all varieties.
Combining leather, fine silks, rich velvets and precious gems. Vulva Puppets are infused with potpourri, signed and dated. I give them names from inspiring women of the past, Goddess lores, Fairy tales or Femmes of literature depending on who they inspire. Take her story with you, create your own.
here is Leather Aphrodite
Made from fine glove leather in purple and red sueded leather with blue leather on the inner labia. She is adorned with square lemon turquoise beads and hemitite seed beads, she is infused with vanilla
and only, yes only, costs $450.
Maybe you are thinking they are enormous at that price, beanbag size, allowing one to get completely engulfed in by their wonderous vulva,but oh no, they are handbag sized, not much engulfing in that.
but remember
Each and every Wondrous Vulva Puppet is individually hand-made, using the finest imported silks and velvets. It takes approximately 8 hours to complete a puppet. Each one is given a name inspired by great femmes of literature & folk-lore, or Goddesses from around the world and includes a story of her namesake. All are adorned with hand beading and semi-precious stones. Each one is infused with custom made potpourri. Finally signed and dated.The Wondrous Vulva Puppet, is a work of Vulvalutionary art.
I have been making the puppets for 10 years now, they are on every continent in the world and are desperately needed in Africa and Asia for HIV prevention.
That makes it all worth while, it really does justify the cost don't you think... no theyre extortionate...however
Your purchase will help fund mass production puppets to those countries in need of HIV Prevention and Education and Empowerment.
And I am sure these countries can't think of anything better that they need than a boat load of wonderous vulvas.
PEZZIE
