Saturday, January 24, 2004

 
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER1

We find our dynamic duo in the midst of a great battle, one that is causing great concern, at first the caped duo were confident. "This is the work of ALLERGY" asserted Nivea Man. zapping into action Hydro Cortisone was called on the salve line. This is a job for you comrade, said Nivea Man. Hydro was there in a flash of light, and ready for battle. "OH NO NIVEA! This is the work of a more powerful agent, my powers of cleansing and hypoallergenic qualities are no match for this one. We need reinforcements!!!"
Nivea Man and Lip Salve Boy looked aghast. KAZAAAAAAMMMMMM Suffering Pustules!!!!
We need help. We must rush to the Medical Cabinet and enlist the help of the expert Dr Spot.
The quickly transported deep into the depths of the cabinet, finding Dr Spot hard at work preparing lecture notes and a seminar on the newest threat to hit the epidermis and beyond. Public Enemy Number One.
This enemy of skinkind tricks us, disguised as an innocent itch, it becomes more intense, building strength slowly, showing itself as an ever increasing unsightly rash... often mistaken as ALLERGY.

Left to its own devices, this enemy mutates itself slowly and surely,eating away at the outer layers, wiping out all features, until eventually it takes on the form of its host.
WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP IT!!!! pleaded Nivea Man. Perplexed DrSpot looked at him, "We have to stop it at its source, bash the breeding grounds"
As you can see the original source, our mission now is to DECLARE A BAN ON PERUVIAN STYLE HATS... (the ones with ear covers that are part of the garment and pattern, those that come in all shades and colours, striped, aztec design, snowflake design, rainbow patterned, one colour designs, multi coloured, those that retail at approximately £10 and upwards, depending on quality and the shop it is bought at) These hats are the breeding ground for
WOOL LICE

# posted by gilly @ 1/24/2004 09:04:00 PM
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