Tuesday, February 24, 2004
WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES
You can't tell me you have never wondered about this question, I mean what use do they have, are they just there to make the body look symmetrical or what. See I know why women have nipples... but thats not the same for guys. What do they do, besides just sit there and occassionally get hard?
Perhaps its just because they would look silly without them, well that maybe so, well it would look unusual if you saw a guy with no nipples, but it wouldn't look silly if none of them, ever had nipples, would it?
Well lets try and disecct this problem, is it to identify them as mammals..... a mammal has skin more or less covered by hair, and nipples...... milk producing in females. So he wouldn't necessarily need nipples to identify him as a mammal unlesshe was bald... then they might help...what would hairless, nipple less guys be? Reptiles? I won't answer this question.
Mammae masculinae or male nipples.... whats the point?
Maybe they are just for pleasure, a bit like the female clit, talking of men without nipples, ken, barbies, boyfriend doesnt have nipples, and I never thought he looked odd. I wonder if action man has nipples or not... they do seem to be an accessory for the beefy muscular six packed guys, makes note to check action man out
having these useless nipples can be a little annoying for any offspring of the useless nipple father, leaving the child feelling betrayed as it instinctively homes in on a nipple whilst being cradled by the bare chested daddy.
Darwin, said the Mammae masculinae are not rudimentary they are just underdeveloped, so perhaps they are just there incase a time comes when a gender reassignment is undertaken.Dr Miriam stoppard took this further and says given the right hormones men could develop fully functioning breasts. Now theres a thought for would be mums, that will save expressing milk if you want a night out.
Perhaps there is a simple explanation, such as, maybe the cells which will become nipple tissue starts to develop without checking first if the embryo is going to be a girl or a boy, and once this information is gained, then they adapt to those changes.
Going a step further .............MAN BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!! could anyone really find good reason for those.
So onto todays thoughts .....
2. Man Boobs ..... suck em or chuck em
# posted by gilly @ 2/24/2004 02:24:00 PM 
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