Thursday, April 22, 2004

 
Songs that just aren't meant for the radio
Have you ever been listening to the radio, and apart from the songs that are yelling or singing in such a way you can't tell a word they are saying, apart from those ones, have you ever been listening and suddenly thought what was that, it sounded a bit like your radio had gone of frequency a bit maybe, or you just didn't catch a word that was sung, but you don't really think anything of it. Thats until you hear the song later, after the watershed, on MTV or something, and you realise that the little blip was actually covering up some swear word or another. Yep, and then every time you hear the song on the radio, after that, the little bit of dubbing over, seems to be more and more noticable. All, this said, usually it doesn't make that much difference to the song, it doesn't really change it, and you can look clever when you get all excited waiting for the bit so you can be the envy of your mates when you fill in the missing word.
BUT
Its not like that for all songs, there are some songs that if you dub over all of the swear words, theres precious little left, they must sound like a radio with a stutter.
Here are a couple that I have come across, that i really cannot imagine what the dubbed swear free versions would sound like, the first I am informed is played lots on the radio, and does sound amusing.
Its by Eamon
F*** It (I Don't Want You Back)


Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See, I dont know why I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now thats all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
F*** what I said it dont mean s*** now
F*** the presents might as well throw em out
F*** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

F*** what I said it dont mean s*** now
F*** the presents might as well throw em out
F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this s*** from me, yeah
Ya burnt b****, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

F*** what I said it dont mean s*** now
F*** the presents might as well throw em out
F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

F*** what I said it dont mean s*** now
F*** the presents might as well throw em out
F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I cant sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

F*** what I said it dont mean s*** now
F*** the presents might as well throw em out
F*** all those kisses they didn't mean jack
F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

and in response

This is Frankee's Rebuttal to Eamon's song
Oh oh
oooh
no no no
(You know there's two sides to every story)
See I don't know why you cryin' like a b****
talkin' s*** like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel
×CHORUS×
F*** What I did, was your fault somehow
F*** the presents, I threw all that s*** out
F*** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, f*** you right back
F*** What I did, was your fault somehow
F*** the presents, I threw all that s*** out
F*** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, f*** you right back
You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
now you want me to come back
you must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and thats a fact
F*** all those nights I moaned real loud
f*** it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
f*** all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack
*** all those nights I moaned real loud
f*** it, I faked it, aren't you proud?
f*** all those nights you thought you broke my back
well guess what joe,your sex was wack
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
You questioned did I care
maybe I would have if woulda come to me
now it's over
but I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause Im not ur hoe
CHORUS
F*** What I did, was your fault somehow
F*** the presents, I threw all that s*** out
F*** all the cryin' it didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, f*** you right back
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
ooh ooh
uh uh yea
(you made me do this)


I think, without looking to deeply into it, that these contain the most swearing, well off the top of my head anyways, I am sure I know others if I sat and thought about it. In the meantime if you know of other songs that won't say anything at all without the swear words taken out, please leave a message in the forum.

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