TOP DOG HAIR
THE DOGS BOLLOX
dogs bollocks
Meaning
Excellent - the absolute apex.
Origin
No doubt coined from dogs' habit of licking the aforementioned organs in preference to almost any other activity.
from the previous posting you could be forgiven for thinking that it is only in the world of crime that a top dog, dogs bollox haircut will get you to the top, this would be an easy mistake to make, but if you look at the media, the news , movies, cult tv etc etc, you will see that hair is a contributing factor in greatness. Great hair is important.... you might remember the commercials for harmony hairspray
Well she certainly is something..... here are some others who are too
Well you can see that the harmony look was a key factor in enabling these ordinary girls to become angels, crime busters, super heroes of their time, cult figures, gay icons, objects of envy. But it isn't/wasn't only those who became rich and famous, despite their harmony look, that reaped the benefits of the harmony look. Look at the next picture, I choose to call it, the forgotten angel, from her appearance she certainly should have been considered for an avenging role.
You can see that even without fame and fortune, the harmony, dogs bollox hair enables this forgotten angel to carry off her VPL (visible panty line) with confidence, she shows no signs of embarassment, clutching her purse with style, almost making a feature of her VPL, the hair certainly is the enabling factor.... (if she is confident to go out with that hair, then a vpl is no issue). Even without the fame aspect you can also see in this next picture that the dogs bollox hair brings style and riches, see how it sets off the car in this pic, and enables the individual to think she can wear anything and look great.
There are no limits to what you can do if you have a dogs bollox haircut, danger becomes a thing of the past,
see here how she courts danger, not even bothering to get dressed completely, with the protection of harmony she is able to confidently walk the rooftops, in my humble opinion though, this is a down side of the harmony dogs bollox hair confidence. Confidence taken too far, a scarey side effect, filled with confidence the world is seen differently, sense and sensibility is forgotten, confidence maybe replaced with conceitedness, and this can be dangerous, you can see from this picture the classic harmony look is in decline, the hold and lift is not there any more, confidence is now being replaced with delusions of grandeur, in fact if you look closely you can see the harmony dogs bollox look is now beginning to replace just a bollox look, it is almost jackson like
This is a danger sign, and from here, as we have seen, the results are not good
No amount of hairspray or hairstyling will help anyone really carry this off.
# posted by gilly @ 4/30/2004 12:12:00 PM
PEZZIE
