Thursday, May 06, 2004

 

Mole. Mole. Nice to mole you--er--nice to meet you. Moley, moley, moley."

"Mole. Mole. Nice to mole you--er--nice to meet you. Moley, moley, moley."
You so mole, I say ....... well what is it, what do you think when you see mole, or hear mole.... beautiful, individual, hairy, unsightly, distinguished???
Moles come in all shapes and sizes, there are those that are hardly noticable, there are those that need their own passport when you travel, there are those that obscur the view.
They lurk in different places, some unseen... well most of the time unseen



I am not sure what this second one is, although it was found in a google listing for moles

You can get hairy moles


In these situations I would suggest a light perm, not a spiral/corkscrew perm, which would be too harsh, and would look like you were wearing a sheep on your cheek, a few discrete highlights may work, but don't go for extremes like peroxide blonde or jet black, you could even style it into a little bob, but for heavens sake keep clear of the dreadlock look, this would look like some hippy back to their roots musician has taken residence on your person.
Some moles are small, some are NOT, some are so large they have their own map reference and page in mapquest.... one such mole is morocco mole.(friend of secret squirrel) There has been a sighting of a similar landmark close to canada.


If you have a mole that is rather prominent you may notice that others cannot look you in the eye, you may feel that peoples attention is drawn to your mole.... it may affect their interactions with you, Good Moling to you, they may say, how moles it today? and such phrases. This can be very distressing, and have adverse affects on the molee. As you can see here, in this next, rather, disturbing picture, the molee, felt that she no longer had need for her eyes, that peoples eyes were drawn to her 'feature' rather than her eyes, and she took the drastic action of having her eyes removed.

Just to highlight further the difference a mole can have on someones life, self esteem, self importance, take a look at these pictures, notice the difference to the over all appearance of the face when a mole is on it.




You could experiment with this at home, often studies are done where people try out and see what the environment would be like if they were 'disabled' they spend a day in a wheelchair, wear glasses to simulate different visual problems, well you can see what its like to have a mole, go to your cereal boxes, take out a cornflake or a sugar puff and glue it in a prominent place on your face, you may wish to use cocoa pops or bran flakes to add colour, or maybe even use felt tip pens to colour it in, you could glue on pieces of wool to make it more authentic, on the other hand you may wish to glue a pet mouse, gerbil, rat or other rodent to your cheek, I advise not to go larger than a toy poodle or a yorkshire terrier. As you do this notice the reaction you get from friends, colleagues, family, strangers, and spare a thought for those with a real mole.

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