I'm not mad, you can ask my camel, gordon: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS SHITTING TONIGHT?

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS SHITTING TONIGHT?

THIS IS A LITTER TRAY

THIS IS KITTY LITTER

This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER

ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER

NEITHER IS THIS

On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware

be very afraid

because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!

on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message

# posted by gilly @ 6/30/2004 02:19:00 PM