Sunday, August 01, 2004
TAMPON...USE AT OWN RISK
hmmmmmmmm ok tampons bet you thought they were pretty safe huh? well I suppose they are, unless you leave them in too long, and then you might get toxic shock syndrome.. but thats ok..well not having toxic shock syndrome, thats not ok, it probably makes you feel really bad, but at least on the box they do print ....
See Back Page for Information Regarding
Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS)
Some of you might not even know what a tampon is... so for those of you..here is one..
Before you begin wash your hands. Choose a position for comfortable insertion.
Stand, placing one foot on the toilet seat, or...
Sit on the toilet with your knees apart.
Relax and take your time.
Remove the Femtex® Tampon from the individual protective wrapping. Grasp the grooved center of the applicator (barrel) with your thumb and middle finger. The removal cord should be extending out of the plunger end.
Carefully, insert the rounded tip of the applicator into the vaginal opening. Slant the applicator towards your lower back. 
Gently push and rotate the applicator and insert until your thumb touches your body.
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS WHAT THE LEAFLET FAILS TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make damn well sure your inner labia are safely out of the way, check that your finger or thumb has not idly managed to make your very delicate inner labia, the sensitive edge of your very, very, very tender inner labia, just for goodness sake make sure that it is nowhere near the flippin applicator tube before proceeding to the next step.
While holding the rings of the applicator, use your index finger to gently push the plunger until flush with the end of the barrel. This will place the tampon properly within your body.
Withdraw the applicator.
Failure to head the warning above will possibly result in a tiny little piece of very sensitive skin like that of your inner labia, becoming trapped between the layers of the inner pusher tube and the outer applicaton tube.
THIS WILL HURT
If you do have this mishap... please endeaver to remove your labia from its trappings before removing the applicator from you, if you do not heed this warning, your labia will become even more pinched and stretched.
Of course I realise there are those amongst us whho would probably enjoy such an accident.
Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS)
Some of you might not even know what a tampon is... so for those of you..here is one..
Before you begin wash your hands. Choose a position for comfortable insertion.
Stand, placing one foot on the toilet seat, or...
Sit on the toilet with your knees apart.
Relax and take your time.
Remove the Femtex® Tampon from the individual protective wrapping. Grasp the grooved center of the applicator (barrel) with your thumb and middle finger. The removal cord should be extending out of the plunger end.Carefully, insert the rounded tip of the applicator into the vaginal opening. Slant the applicator towards your lower back. Gently push and rotate the applicator and insert until your thumb touches your body.HERE IS WHAT THE LEAFLET FAILS TO TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make damn well sure your inner labia are safely out of the way, check that your finger or thumb has not idly managed to make your very delicate inner labia, the sensitive edge of your very, very, very tender inner labia, just for goodness sake make sure that it is nowhere near the flippin applicator tube before proceeding to the next step.
While holding the rings of the applicator, use your index finger to gently push the plunger until flush with the end of the barrel. This will place the tampon properly within your body.
Withdraw the applicator.THIS WILL HURT
If you do have this mishap... please endeaver to remove your labia from its trappings before removing the applicator from you, if you do not heed this warning, your labia will become even more pinched and stretched.
Of course I realise there are those amongst us whho would probably enjoy such an accident.
# posted by gilly @ 8/01/2004 08:23:00 PM 
PEZZIE
