Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
unconscious mutterings
- Heimlich:: manoeuver
- Gesture:: shrug
- Party:: animal
- Cuddle:: bunny
- Room with a view:: yes
- Sebastian:: coe
- Ooooh:: lala
- Sigh:: fed up
- Two fish, three fish:: Go fish
- Cake or death:: eddie
you can find the words here.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
I don't recommend youtry this at home, dogs usually have poor oral hygene so I can't imagine anything else is clean enough to suck. besides that whatever anyone says I think its yuk:P live and let live but love your pets not lurrrrrrve em :P
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
The Secret of the Room revealed...
Step this way, yes come a little closer........ follow me........ step right inside....... don't be scared....... be very afraid....... no only joking .... just click here and have a look at this, it doesnt take long to do and its quite cool.
Monday, May 23, 2005
listen
Saturday, May 21, 2005
it was just another day in chat, where everyone is honest and truthful and totally trustworthy
Friday, May 20, 2005
unconscious mutterings
here we go with a new set of words
find the words by clicking here
- Grandma:: what big eyes you have
- Pet:: hate
- Desolate:: loving in your eyes lalalala
- Backspace:: godsend
- Common ground:: inbred
- Storm:: in a teacup
- Dark:: not light
- Water bottle:: hot?
- Training:: yeah ok
- Dot coms:: want one?
find the words by clicking here
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Saturday, May 14, 2005
This isn't really me, incase you were wondering
Friday, May 13, 2005
TIDY MINGE
I will be writing more on this subject at a later date, but whilst surfing I came across these anagrams that are fairly topical.
Feminine hygiene products
is an anagram of
Tidy up minge for nice sheen!
and also
Grime deep in one fishy cunt?
I confess I haven't really checked if they are for real but on glancing they appear to be correct.
For more rude anagrams click here
This lady is apparantly
Miss Sally Harrison Steward Minge
She also looks tidy and in good clean condition.
This however is not the sort of minge I am talking about.
By the way Lt. George E. Pickett married Miss Sally Harrison Steward Minge at the home of the bride's sister, Mrs. Margaret Minge Wilkins, January 28, 1851, in Attakapas, La. Miss Minge was the daughter of Dr. John Minge and Mary Griffin Adams Minge of Weyanoke Plantation near Richmond. Both families considered the match a suitable one. The marriage ended with her untimely death.
you can readmore about this here, if you so desire.
Feminine hygiene products
is an anagram of
Tidy up minge for nice sheen!
and also
Grime deep in one fishy cunt?
I confess I haven't really checked if they are for real but on glancing they appear to be correct.
For more rude anagrams click here
This lady is apparantly
Miss Sally Harrison Steward Minge
She also looks tidy and in good clean condition.
This however is not the sort of minge I am talking about.
By the way Lt. George E. Pickett married Miss Sally Harrison Steward Minge at the home of the bride's sister, Mrs. Margaret Minge Wilkins, January 28, 1851, in Attakapas, La. Miss Minge was the daughter of Dr. John Minge and Mary Griffin Adams Minge of Weyanoke Plantation near Richmond. Both families considered the match a suitable one. The marriage ended with her untimely death.
you can readmore about this here, if you so desire.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
I guess those who have looked at my blog recently are wondering who Gordon is. Personally I am wondering where Gordon is!!!!
don't look for prejudice when its not there, there is enough of it about, without doing that.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS SHITTING TONIGHT
The weather is getting a little better, and so I thought it useful to drag this old post back out ... cos amidst the regrowth of fresh, brightly coloured flowers in the flowerbeds, there will soon be an overwhelming stench of cat poo!!!
THIS IS A LITTER TRAY
THIS IS KITTY LITTER
This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER
ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER
NEITHER IS THIS
On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware
be very afraid
because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message
THIS IS KITTY LITTER
This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER
ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER
NEITHER IS THIS
On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware
be very afraid
because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message
PEZZIE
