Tuesday, May 10, 2005
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CAT IS SHITTING TONIGHT
The weather is getting a little better, and so I thought it useful to drag this old post back out ... cos amidst the regrowth of fresh, brightly coloured flowers in the flowerbeds, there will soon be an overwhelming stench of cat poo!!!
THIS IS A LITTER TRAY
THIS IS KITTY LITTER
This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER
ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER
NEITHER IS THIS
On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware
be very afraid
because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message
THIS IS KITTY LITTER
This second one does not look very nice, and the kitty in question needs to learn how to cover up its poo, or it could be collected and sealed and disposed of...obviously not by the cat but by one of its housekeeping staff.
However unpleasant it looks, your cat shitting in these two places is acceptable.
THIS APPARANTLY, IS ALSO, KITTY LITTER
ALLOWING YOUR CAT TO SHIT HERE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.
THIS HOWEVER IS NOT A LITTER TRAY....IT IS NOT KITTY LITTER
NEITHER IS THIS
On closer inspection you will notice these two pictures are different shots of the same place ...
yes it is a garden
our garden
not a frikken litter tray!!!!!!!!!
So if you are a cat reading this, and shitting in peoples garden's late at night, or you have a cat and you don't know where it shits at night...
beware
be very afraid
because when I find out whose cat it is, we will be returning the little deposits
IN BULK!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, if you have any ideas on how to stop cats using the garden as a litter tray please leave a message
# posted by gilly @ 5/10/2005 04:27:00 PM 
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it might be worth a try, because at the moment I am tempted to start making some waterproof labels to attach to said poo before hurling them into other gardens! and you're right this stinks of babber!!
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